Lies of the '90s

I have been collecting postcards for almost 9 years..some with pictures, some with product adds and some with funny jokes. (I will try to post some of them when i know how to attach a picture to my blog!)
I will share one of my favorate ones with you today.

Lies of the '90s

1."I did not have sexual relations with that women"

2. "I've never been to a porn site"

3. "I didnt inhale"

4. "I'll devote my life to finding her killer"

5. "I buy it for the articles"

6. "I invented the Internet"

7. "Nicotine is not addictive"

8. "Your table will be ready soon"

9. "I didnt play PC Games"

10. "I dont play video games"

You

Every question I ask is about you.
Every step I take is toward you.


I slept well last night.
but I woke up drunk.

I must have dreamt about you.

RUMI